Note To Self...

Note To Self: Use knife to cut vegetables, not to slice finger.

2nd Note To Self: Tomatoes good. Tomato sauce good. Hey why is it red I didn't spill any tomato there... Oh wait because I cut my finger... Blood sauce bad.

3rd Note To Self: When cooking, the pot on the stove with boiling water in it is hot. Hot means auchie ow auw ow = bad. Really: Duh. Remember not to to touch.

4th Note To Self: Walking away from kitchen while cooking is not advised. Sitting down to write notes to self is fine, usually, just not when it makes you forget about stirring.

5th Note To Self: Remember note number three. And for crying out loud, don't pick up a hot pot with your bare hands, you will hurt your fingers.

6th Note To Self: That pot holder hanging on the hook by the stove... Use it...

7th Note To Self: No, that cloud does not look like Drogon. Really, it doesn't. Which doesn't mean it wouldn't be cool to ride a ... Cooking! You're cooking! Stop dreaming - focus on the food. There... [Several seconds later.] But the cloud is pretty... No, it doesn't look like a brontosaurus either. Leaving the kitchen to go take photos of a cloud while the food's still on the stove is not sma...

8th Note To Self: Remember note number 4 - stirring is important. Repeat after me (yourself, that is...): Stirring is important. Stirring is important.

9th Note To Self: Eat your food while it's hot. Writing possibly funny Notes To Self can wait until after you've eaten!

10th Note To Self: Oh for crying out loud, enough of these Notes To Self already...

Maybe just get a pizza tomorrow, eh...

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